apple [ap-uhl] - n; anything resembling an apple in size and shape, as a ball, especially a baseball.

This post refers to an American brand. For this, and only for this once, it seems more than adequate that the next few paragraphs are written in English.

Aside from being, among others, what the description above states, Apple is also one of the largest companies in what refers to computers manufacturing. Being like so, and I myself being a person for whom only the best satisfice, i've decided to buy one 'a those things. By this post I mean no harm to anybody that does not have and does not intend to purchase, in a near future, one of these superior machines.
Be advised, however, that just like mine, your anger will reach a point in which computer crashes are unbearable, and you will make use of brutal force in a desperate attempt to solve any problem.